Not your average software devs
We build software the way a sound system gets built. Loud, precise, and engineered to run all night.
One scientist. Two ways to reach him.
Ventures · The Lab · Services ▼01 · Ventures
Three products and a set of Linux tools, all on one stack. Each one makes the next one cheaper to build.
FetePASS: one pass for every fete, and every thing
Tickets, food, bookings and a local feed across thirty island editions, on one pass. A wallet pass carries the ticket, and the gate code on it rotates every thirty seconds, so a screenshot is worth nothing.
Outdoor hotspot hardware for venues, events, yards and beaches, and the agent network that runs it. Lab Release 01, the one you can touch.
Island bingo, free to play: a 40-level adventure and 75- and 90-ball rooms you can open for friends. Every draw is committed before the first ball, so any player can check it. The Seeker app is coming to the Solana dApp Store.
A GNOME Shell extension that puts apps, windows, tray and clock in one floating bar made of water. It moves with the music, takes its colours from the wallpaper, and its start button opens Fetelabs ArcMenu. The water engine began as Water Panel and now lives inside the bar.
02 · Engineering
A sound system is judged on three things, and so is a build. We wrote ours down so you can hold us to them.
LOUD
→ Scalable architecture & market presenceArchitecture that holds when the crowd arrives, and a search presence that puts you in front of it. We build for the night everybody turns up at once, not the Tuesday afternoon you tested on.
PRECISE
→ Optimised, type-safe, low-latency codeTyped end to end. Money as integer minor units with a currency attached, and queries measured in buffers rather than vibes. We once took a policy check from 160 ms to 1.5 ms by asking the caller once instead of once a row.
RUN ALL NIGHT
→ Infrastructure that stays up when you are asleepEdge-deployed and monitored, and built so the browser is allowed to leave. Anything that must finish is finished by the server, because the participant guaranteed to disappear mid-transaction is the phone in somebody's pocket.
18,000+ items from 186 publisher feeds across 30 islands, read every two hours, deduplicated, dated and moderated before anything reaches a screen.
Admission codes that rotate every thirty seconds and are spent the instant they match.
Every amount an integer in minor units with its currency attached, a fee schedule per territory, and a payment rail that is a row in a table rather than a branch in the code.
Thirty territory pages generated from one dataset, each with its own currency, peg, clock and schema. The SEO layer we sell, running on ourselves.
03 · Work with the lab
Every module above came out of paid or in-house work on this stack. Engagements start with a brief, not a proposal deck, and every one is scoped and priced on its own.
High-performance software for businesses and institutions that have outgrown the template: product engineering, back offices, payments, booking and ordering systems, and the infrastructure under them.
Entry-level digital acceleration for new Caribbean businesses. Two ways in, and the only difference is who holds the keys at the end.
Managed lease
Custom launch
04 · 30 territories
Twelve currencies, four working languages, and one clock that is wrong for half the year if you hardcode it. Every territory has its own page.
05 · Build brief
The scientist reads every brief before replying, so the first answer you get is an actual answer.
FetePASS WiFi
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FetePASS · Beta
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